Let’s x-link a-little … “sexy”, uh “sexy”? … that’s quite a daring adjective for this neighborhood!

I find you picking up your precious pooch’s deposits on the park’s frost naped lawn pretty hot! Admittedly, I share this “hygiene” fixation.

And please, don’t get me started on those who don’t separate their trash, really.

Great Lakes/Commonwealth/Royale …
I’m sure you can regale your kids with stories of shows you’ve been to currently on their iPod rotation … DKs, Butthole Surfers, Joy Division … She Wants Revenge, Brazilan Girls.

This is a bedroom community collecting “fines”, “litter” and “bedbugs”.

Who’s “sexy”? You are dear, just ask the nanny.

Standing on the platform in the am, I see Jackies & Timboo, but leached of character. Don’t think of these as “institutions” about to be gladly displaced by the next drywall “luxury” condo, but respites from the drudge of existence just slightly ahead of their times.

Oh, make sure to ask the kids with places financed by their folks about the wifi/”linksys” deal … hey, it’s a “perk” … every “cushion” helps.