Hump day

Originally uploaded by dM.nyc.

seven24 writes on the Park Slope Message Board:

“I was sound asleep Friday night until I heard some lady talking loudly on my roof. I live on the last floor, my bed is next [...]]]>

Hump day

Originally uploaded by dM.nyc.

seven24 writes on the Park Slope Message Board:

“I was sound asleep Friday night until I heard some lady talking loudly on my roof. I live on the last floor, my bed is next to the window so when I heard her speaking so loud it felt as if she was in the room with me.”

“I looked at the clock and it was 2:35 AM. Since this chick kept speaking loud about how she used to jump from roof to roof as a kid, I couldn’t take it anymore and I yelled out the window ‘BE QUIET.’”

“Since they kept on speaking I went to the kids room and closed the window so they wouldn’t wake them, and when I went back to bed, I heard them moaning and ‘STUFF’.”

“I heard everything! I hate to be a buzzkill, but if they really feel the need to explore their sexual needs in public, they should at least try to keep it on the low. My building is very old–I hear every footstep on the roof and in the hallways.”

“I will post this web address on the mailboxes in my building so maybe that way my neighbors can learn how to have consideration for the other tenants in this building.”

If this is your building, then you already know the post came from the Park Slope Message Board

almost invisible

Originally uploaded by *…Sarina Photography….

sexylegs writes on the Park Slope Message Board:

“I’m newly single and hope not to be single forever. When I’m in Manhattan, I get plenty of attention from men. Here in Park Slope, it is [...]]]>

almost invisible

Originally uploaded by *…Sarina Photography….

sexylegs writes on the Park Slope Message Board:

“I’m newly single and hope not to be single forever. When I’m in Manhattan, I get plenty of attention from men. Here in Park Slope, it is like I am invisible.”

“Or maybe it’s because the majority of the men here are white, and they are not interested in black women (ie me). As my username suggests, I have long, sexy legs. I’m also really cute. But sadly, also invisible….”

Read replies on the Park Slope Message Board

1. Go to the park on a weekend.
2. Sit on the hill near the baseball fields (in front of that house).
3. Bring a dog.
4. Be friendly. Say hi. Don’t stare all night and [...]]]>

Posted by:
Flexichick
Regular
Joined: 27 Apr 2006
Posts: 145

1. Go to the park on a weekend.
2. Sit on the hill near the baseball fields (in front of that house).
3. Bring a dog.
4. Be friendly. Say hi. Don’t stare all night and then leave.
5. Make sure you are approachable.
6. Of course, you can always post your picture here and let us check you out.

Hook Up: Park Slope Message Boards

Gathering at hotels or going on single vacations is one way. Instead of staying put in your apartments you stand more chance if you are on cruises or even rental cars.

“Officer Talat Awad spotted the obliviously passionate pair at 4:50 a.m. Thursday on the [...]]]>

From the New York Post: “a couple’s romantic stroll along a leafy Brooklyn block turned into a randy romp on the sidewalk that was abruptly interrupted when a cop caught the woman bare-bottomed and her boyfriend sprawled on top.”

“Officer Talat Awad spotted the obliviously passionate pair at 4:50 a.m. Thursday on the pavement in front of a classic brownstone stretch of First Street near Sixth Avenue in Park Slope.”

“‘People make mistakes,’ [24-year-old Philip] Clonan [of Williamsburg] told The Post … ‘This is the biggest one I ever made.’”

LINK: Public Lovers Nailed [New York Post]

PREVIOUSLY: Monday Night Sex (on a Filthy Mattress the Neighbor Girl Threw Out) [Daily Slope via Gawker]

Discuss: Park Slope Message Boards

Via Gawker…

“This is, to the best of our knowledge, for real, and it happened earlier this week in Prospect Heights Park Slope.”

>>From: XXXX
>>Subject: For your “Only in New York” files. (Warning: nudity)
>>To: XXXX
[...]]]>

Warning! This link is not safe for work. Or kids. Or anybody, really.

Via Gawker…

“This is, to the best of our knowledge, for real, and it happened earlier this week in Prospect Heights Park Slope.”

>>From: XXXX
>>Subject: For your “Only in New York” files. (Warning: nudity)
>>To: XXXX
>>
>> Hey all…
>>
>>OK, so it’s 2:30 a.m. on a Monday night, and right outside
>>my window, on the public street below, in front of God and
>>everybody are a man and a woman going to town on a dirty,
>>stained mattress the neighbor girl threw out earlier that
>>morning!!! Imagine!
>>
>> …
>>Now, the question begs: Who’s the bigger pervert, the couple
>>bumping uglies on a dirty mattress in the middle of a public
>>sidewalk, or me for taking pictures?

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