The Park Slope Uniform: Is it You?
The Chipster lays out the hypothesis on the Park Slope Message Board:
“For men: shortish hair, jeans, baseball hats, glasses, sneakers, and a distinct air of sexual frustration. No Mojo.”
“For women: no makeup, frizzy hair, loose pants, new pedicure, waxed eyebrows, $300. Cell phone permanently attached, overpriced hoodies, old granny panties, recognized by her self entitled P.C. aroma.”
“I guess it’s more about what people DON’T wear. Or have…style.”
Fair? No? Everyone is the exception to the rule on the on the Park Slope Message Board
