Utopian Park Sloper pitu writes on the Park Slope Message Boards:

Every biker I know hates this place for their assholitude, so it was funny to read about ‘em in this week’s Time Out. Funny that the rest of the list is Time Warner, Kinkos, and the US Postal Service.
The [...]

Not one, not two, but three naked men jogging (or rollerskating) in Prospect Heights.

Oh, the humanity.

The conditions in the building at 341 5th Avenue, between 4th and 5th streets, a building owned by Sonia Santos, are horrible. Mountains of garbage. Heat and hot water out for days at a time regularly. Hallways filthy. Leaks. Roaches. Rodents. You name it, they’ve got it! I am NOT exaggerating! And on top of [...]

I am starting as a horticulture intern at the Botanic Gardens and looking for an apartment in a good neighborhood close by. The search is not going as well as expected. I am in the area now, I just need to find a place. If you have any suggestions or a place to offer please [...]

Can you get a connection? Report it here. eKiteL has not had much luck:

eKiTeL
Newbie

Joined: 15 Mar 2007
Posts: 1
Location: Bushwick Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 7:43 pm    Post subject: you’re not going to get the wifi from the picnic house outside [...]

Ooh, this should be an easy list to compile… right?

Matrick
Newbie

Joined: 21 Nov 2006
Posts: 6
Location: Union St. Posted: 14 Mar 2007 04:09 pm    Post subject: Brunch w/ unlimited mimosas, etc? Are there any decent places in the Slope where I can have a proper drunk [...]

Idlewild
I’ll Buy That For A Dollar!

Joined: 07 Sep 2005
Posts: 1223
Location: America’s Bosom: Brooklyn. Posted: 14 Mar 2007 08:48 pm    Post subject: Beware the Chimera that is the Co-op. For its tentacles stretch far and wide

Orange safety jackets welcome on the

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Courtesy of the Park Slope Message Board:

10. Walk down the sidewalk, smoking a cigar.
9. Wear a “George W. Bush” t-shirt.

wexlerglazer (Newbie) asks on the Park Slope Message Board:

Any suggestions for where to meet someone for our first date?

I was thinking Bar Toto (on 6th Ave. @ 11th), as I’ve done that before. But I figured I’d open the question to everyone here…

Basically, I’m thinking a restaurant that’s [...]

Ive read some dicey things about City View Gardens the condo development on 2nd st btw 4/5 aves but most of the information seems to come from the initial construction and first year of occupancy.  Does anyone know if all the problems (leaks etc.) that were initially found have been solved?

 

The New York City Department of Transportation is planning some major traffic changes to Park Slope streets. According to Community Board 6′s website, the changes include:

Elimination of lanes from Fourth Ave to improve left-turn lanes and widen the median Conversion of Seventh Avenue to one-way southbound Conversion of Sixth Avenue to one-way northboundThere [...]

Assuming you all saw this e-mail forward already, but if not… here it is. Other dolls in the series include Staten Island Barbie, Bay Ridge Barbie, Lower East Side Barbie, Upper West Side Barbie, Bensonhurst Barbie, Sunset Park Barbie, Red Hook Barbie, and Greenwich (Connecticut and Village) Barbie.
“Park Slope Barbie“
This [...]

Whole Foods is coming … you think they’d get 420 parking spaces into Park Slope without a fight?? An excerpt from the petition:
“… there are some problems with Whole Foods’ design plans. They intend to build 420 parking spaces, an excessive amount for an urban neighborhood, especially one in which only about 40% [...]